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Tits Or Tires
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I was drivin to the Winn-Dixie to pick up Darlene
I had the pedal to the metal cuz her shift was over at 11:15
I blew a tire along the way
When I finally got there/ all she had to say
Was "You son of a bitch!"
CHORUS
It its got Tits or Tires itll cause you pain
If its got Tits or Tires itll drive you insane
You might think you know how theyre wired
Or how much maintenance is required
But if its got Tits or Tires
Its gonna be Trouble!!
The other day I was drivin down the highway doin 95
I saw the red lights flashin and a voice from the cruiser said,
"Pull it over to the side!"
Turned out to be a lady cop
I said "youre cute in that uniform, when do you get off"
She gave me a three hundred dollar ticket
It its got Tits or Tires itll cause you pain
If its got Tits or Tires itll drive you insane
You might think you know how theyre wired
Or how much maintenance is required
But if its got Tits or Tires
Its gonna be Trouble!!
BRIDGE
Buddy doesnt matter what you do
Its the way of the world I didnt make the rules
It its carbueratin or its menstruatin youre screwed!
Giddy up!
SOLO
A good mechanic might save your day
But when your womans raggin buddy you can only pray
(oh sweet Jesus!)
CHORUS
Mark my words boys I wouldnt lie to you!
Tell em ole Travis told ya the gospel truth
The gospel truth!
Honey, bring me another beer will ya
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